(via lesbianshepard)
ouch i think i broke my vagina bones
OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
we can just post whatever we want on this site and no one will question it huh
yes
(via slugirlfriend)
“hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”
“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”
“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’
“uuuuuh hold on”
*fishes something out of my pocket*
“mikey what do i do?”
“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”
*stuffs it back in my pocket*
“uhh yes please the meal would be great”
Now that it’s back it’s hard to remember a time where they sued to get the post taken down
(via slugirlfriend)
NEW TUMLER VIRUS
this shark is hungry. dangerous.
ｔｈｉｓ ｓｈａｒｋ ｗａｎｔｓ ｔｏ ｅａｔ ｙｏｕｒ ｂｌｏｇ．
if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT
youve angered it
(via slugirlfriend)
Where did you come from
Tumblr is my home….I never left
I left tumblr during the porn ban and now im back for no reason
Reddit Refugee
Twitter Refugee
Facebook Refugee
Some Other Site [Comment]
RB for the largest sample size this site has ever seen
(via thatbakedjedi)
omg i love how it says “0 notes” now instead of just being blank
(via martyrwill)
